hey boo!

So! day 2 and I'm awake and I haven't died yet. So all you hater$$ out there can...keep reading my blog? Yesterday was completely a piece of cake for me. Sure there were Cheez-its and 2 different brands of Dorito's and mini-brownies and those chocolate chip cookies that actually have M&Ms in them, and cupcakes and football-shaped oreos left over from the Superbowl. And sure I might have looked a little strange because the website says that I should massage my colon throughout the day and so I might not have been as discreet about that as some of you would have liked. And sure I might have sounded a little strange when I asked the people sitting next to me in my classes if they knew where the colon was. After all, if Americans can't find Iraq on a map, I said, what chance do we have of finding our colon?

I looked it up online and it's not the easiest part of our anatomy to locate...

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnyway. I'm staying strong for yall out there

Over and out, Earthlings, over and out